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Okay, I don't know who the hell this overweight baldie is (no offence to overweights or baldies) but he's definitely not Max Payne. Seriously, what the hell is Rockstar thinking? The game is set in Brazil for the love of berrettas. What kind of idiot would set a film noir game in Brazil? Hell, are they even planning to make this game a film noir at all?
And what exactly is the reason for the huge character change anyhow. Because his girlfriend got killed? He didn't even undergo that much of a character change when his whole family was slaughtered and betrayed by his friends, why would one chick dying turn him into post-daughter-death Sam Fisher? (Don't even get me started on later Splinter Cell games.) To top it all off they even changed his voice actor. Ugh.
So, fuck you, Rockstar. Fuck you.
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Anyway, happier news, it was my birthday couple of days ago. Woo! Don't know why anyone needed to know that but I doubt anyone read this journal all the way down here anyway. XP Weird you have to keep updating you age in your profile every year even though dA actually asked for your birthday. Automation fail.